the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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