Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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