can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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