Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it's great music for shaving your balls
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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