If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
