FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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