and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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