D3 body, D1 cock
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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