I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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