that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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