so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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