I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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