my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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