It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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