Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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