He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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