Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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