with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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