Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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