What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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