This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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