Cold hands, warm shart.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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