with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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