They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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