Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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