But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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