he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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