she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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