You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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