I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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