This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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