do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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