im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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