She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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