Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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