After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
do nipples grow back?
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