we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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