Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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