The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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