Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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