You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i believe in u and ur pee
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
