What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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