i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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