yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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