is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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