i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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