Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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