You really coming over, don't trick.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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