I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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