Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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