we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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